Saturday, October 01, 2005
in midst of noise polllution and cup noodle carnage
Report found lying discarded amongst some rubbish. Obviously, someone thought that this report had no apparent value and had carelessly tossed it aside.
A Case Study: Ecology and environmental impact of Homo sapiens
3 homo sapiens (or glorified monkeys) were gathered at the 'ulu' (local monkey speak for desolate) abode of another monkey girl. Apparently, they had travelled great distance and even used those highly coveted pieces of paper to obtain some box containing a shiny disc with a hole in the middle. It was not immediately apparent what that disc was for until it was inserted into a even bigger box. It seems that this disc has the ability to augment the detrimental effects of homo sapien activities on the environment. For the next one plus hour, the four homo sapiens were transfixed by the biggest box of all which contained minature homo sapiens. It was during the duration of this hypnosis that the 4 glorified monkeys contributed the highest amount of noise pollution and smell pollution (from cup noodles). We have yet to acertain the quantitative damage inflicted on the local wildlife but these types of pollution cannot be taken lightly. Previous studies have shown that extreme noise pollution may jeopardise sanity and even lead to death. We hypothesize that the main cause of this incident is due to the disc like thingie as as soon as the disc was taken out of the big box, the gathering started to disperse. However, further more rigorous testing must be conducted to verify this. We propose to collect field samples and these individuals back to the mother ship on our next field trip to XXXXX(Earth in monkey speak).
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** I guess I know why this was tossed out but this sounds eerily like my movie screening at my house (Freaky Friday) with Weitzer weiqi and flora...
Freaky!~
11:10 PM